cripplechoir:

I’m just trying to grab your attention

and by attention I mean your butt

cripplechoir:

I’m just trying to grab your attention

and by attention I mean your butt

the hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep

thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:

My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.”

and i said, “okay.”

BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING